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FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently
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FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some early 2000s nostalgia? 🤯 Because FROM FIRST TO LAST is back with…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
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Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…

Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
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Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 30, 2026

Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
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Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

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