Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…
VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…
Oh No Greta Lee and Wagner Moura are Totally Not Getting Out of This Ridiculously Overhyped Movie Trailer for Louis Leterrier’s The Last House
The most epic movie trailer has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating, it’s literally the most epic thing I’ve…
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩🎸 German/American heavy metal legends ACCEPT are celebrating 50 years…
Because What the World Really Needed was Another Generic Action Hero with a Bad Mustache Trying to Save the World from Certain Doom While Simultaneously SingleHandedly Solving All of Russias Problems
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious spy action? 😎 Because I’ve got the scoop on the latest…
Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…
The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉👏 Science SARU’s THE GHOST IN THE SHELL anime series has dropped a new…
NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…