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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Birmingham, Alabama Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Orange County, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Spite in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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Spite in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Deathcore from Bay Area, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!
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Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Hangar 1819 in Greensboro was packed wall to wall with fans ready for a full-on assault of metalcore and deathcore.…

Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs 💀
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Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Three hours of driving, $60 for one ticket, and two days at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh. We came for horror legends…

Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
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Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Plini in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)
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Plini in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Australian guitarist and songwrite Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)
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Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2026

Instrumental rock/progressive metal from Fullerton, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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