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TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH
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TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to see TWISTED SISTER with Sebastian Bach on vocals? It’s not like we’ve been begging…

Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Post-metal band from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Sludge metal band from Houma, Louisiana, Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

War metal from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Noise-rock from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)
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Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Gothic and atmospheric doom metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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