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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway πŸ™„.…

Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
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Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! πŸ€–πŸŽΈ Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 5, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 4, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Victoria, British Columbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? πŸ˜” Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
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Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🀯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…

Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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