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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾
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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025

Show alert 🚨 Grab your tickets for the next Deftones tour here: https://goseeit.live/4pdzzGO #CreatorNation #ad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..
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Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

And will they open it for us?.. #KnockinOnHeavensDoor #BobDylan #GunsNRoses #OceanVibes #SeaView #CoastalLife #OceanWaves #BeachMood #ClassicRock #MusicShorts #OceanShorts #PeacefulVibes #WavesAndMusic…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Alternative/industrial rock from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Indie instrumental band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)
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«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)
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Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

American experimental rock from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

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