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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
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MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…

The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore from Chicopee, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore band from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ingrown in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Ingrown in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Sludge/Blackened Post-Metal from Piedmont Triad, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Experimental Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Brutal stuff at Brutal Assault!
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Brutal stuff at Brutal Assault!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Brainzzzz! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

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