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Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
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Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?
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SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…

Brutal Assault vibes!
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Brutal Assault vibes!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2025

When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? 😂 Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…

Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)
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Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

That was epic! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎤 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

The Halo effect at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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The Halo effect at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Opeth at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Opeth at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Karnivool at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
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Karnivool at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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