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Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

War metal from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Noise-rock from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)
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Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Gothic and atmospheric doom metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Eihwar in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)
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Eihwar in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Viking neo-folk from Toulouse, France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥
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Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Pure madness at the Zakk Sabbath show in Asheville! Zakk Wylde turned the iconic «War Pigs» into a 13-minute symphony…

Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

Blackwater Drowning at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Melodic death metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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