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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
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Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
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Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…

Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers
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Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Google’s latest lineup is here, and it’s a real treat for those who love shiny new things. The Pixel 11…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

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