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Tag: Gran Turismo

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
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PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…

Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update
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Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Xiaomi’s SU7 Ultra Blasts Into Gran Turismo 7: Now You Can Race a Real Car Without Ever Leaving Your Couch…

Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone
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Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Gran Turismo 7, the game that’s been milking our wallets dry for THREE YEARS, has apparently…

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