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Tag: Grand Theft Auto

Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
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Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…

Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
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Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…

Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
Breaking News: Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick Finally Spills the Beans on Grand Theft Auto 6, and It's a Total Game-Changer 🤯
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Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…

Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

GTA Tokyo Was Almost Real Until Someone Said ‘No More Ramen’
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GTA Tokyo Was Almost Real Until Someone Said ‘No More Ramen’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Move over, Liberty City—because apparently, Rockstar once considered letting samurai traffic violations and neon-lit ramen shop stickups take center stage…

ICE Agents Open Fire on Suspected Minivan Menace in Maryland, Claim They Were Just Trying to Preserve the American Dream
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ICE Agents Open Fire on Suspected Minivan Menace in Maryland, Claim They Were Just Trying to Preserve the American Dream

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

ICE Agents Forced to Defend Themselves Against Out-of-Control Illegal Alien Driver in Latest Border Crisis Meltdown In a shocking turn…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
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Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…

GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
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GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…

Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
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Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…

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