Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
Tag: Grand Theft Auto
GTA Tokyo Was Almost Real Until Someone Said ‘No More Ramen’
Move over, Liberty City—because apparently, Rockstar once considered letting samurai traffic violations and neon-lit ramen shop stickups take center stage…
ICE Agents Open Fire on Suspected Minivan Menace in Maryland, Claim They Were Just Trying to Preserve the American Dream
ICE Agents Forced to Defend Themselves Against Out-of-Control Illegal Alien Driver in Latest Border Crisis Meltdown In a shocking turn…
Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…
Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
Oh, the drama! 🎭 More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…
GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…
The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…