Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
Greek death metal from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…
EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…