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Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit
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Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Deanne Coffin (who???), CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, now rebranded as a solo act…

Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
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Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…

BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)
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BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

BUSH, those lovable relics from the mid-90s who are still somehow kicking, have graced us with a music video for…

Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
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Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…

L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
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L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…

Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
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Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…

Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
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Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…

The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2025

Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

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