Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…
KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! 🤯 Alissa White-Gluz is joining DragonForce and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…