Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

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Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite SLAYER t-shirt because I’m so excited to report that Kerry King’s solo band has finally resurfaced after a nine-month hiatus. I mean, it’s not like I was worried or anything, but it’s great to see the metal legend back on stage, doing what he does best – shredding and making us all question our life choices. The band performed at the Summerfest in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on July 4, because what’s more American than loud music and beer? 🎸

The setlist was a mix of his solo material, including “Where I Reign”, “Toxic”, and “Trophies Of The Tyrant”, as well as some SLAYER classics like “Repentless”, “Disciple”, and “Raining Blood”. Because, let’s be real, you can’t have a Kerry King show without some SLAYER. It’s like having a metal cake without the metal icing – pointless.

The Road to Redemption

Kerry King’s solo band has been making waves since the release of their debut album “From Hell I Rise” in May 2024. The album was recorded at Henson Recording Studios in Los Angeles, and all the material was written by King himself. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a metal god – you just conjure up riffs and lyrics like it’s nobody’s business. The album received mixed reviews, but who needs critics when you have Kerry King’s seal of approval? 🤘

The band has been touring extensively since the album’s release, with a European tour that kicked off on King’s 60th birthday, because what’s a better way to celebrate six decades of life than with face-melting solos and a crowd of headbanging fans? The trek included headline shows and festival appearances, including Rock Am Ring, Hellfest, and Download. I’m pretty sure King’s passport is more metal than mine will ever be.

According to King, the next album is already in the works, with the band scheduled to enter the studio in April 2026. Because, you know, the world needs more Kerry King solo material. I mean, who needs sleep when you can have more metal? The new album will likely feature more of the same – face-melting solos, pounding drums, and King’s signature snarl. Can’t wait to spill more beer on my shirt in excitement. 🍺

The Future of Metal

King’s working relationship with producer Josh Wilbur has been instrumental in shaping the sound of his solo band. Wilbur’s credentials include working with KORN, LAMB OF GOD, and AVENGED SEVENFOLD, among others. I guess when you’re a big deal in the metal world, you get to work with other big deals. King has praised Wilbur’s skills, saying he’s like an extra member of the band. I’m pretty sure Wilbur is the real MVP – Most Valuable Producer. 🙌

The band’s lineup includes Mark Osegueda on vocals, Phil Demmel on guitar, Kyle Sanders on bass, and Paul Bostaph on drums. It’s like a metal supergroup, but without the ego clashes and group therapy sessions. King has stated that he’s open to ideas from his bandmates, but let’s be real, it’s his show. I mean, have you seen his beard? That thing has its own gravitational pull. 🌌

In a 2025 interview, King talked about his plans for the next album, saying he wants to keep doing what he’s doing, but better. Because, you know, that’s what metal is all about – constant improvement and not dying. He also mentioned that he’s not afraid of people comparing his solo work to SLAYER, because, well, it’s SLAYER. You can’t compete with the gods, but you can try. 🤔

In conclusion, Kerry King’s solo band is back, and the world is a better place for it. If you’re a metal fan, you owe it to yourself to check them out. If you’re not a metal fan, well, what’s wrong with you? 🤷‍♂️ Just kidding, sort of. Go listen to some SLAYER and report back to me. I’ll be here, headbanging and spilling beer on my shirt. 🤘🍺

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