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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
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ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

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