Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
Tag: Gym
Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…
Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…
Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon a story that made me raise an…
Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!
If you thought the wizarding world was safely tucked away in the annals of nostalgia, think again. HBO just dropped…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…