SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…
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ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…
ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…
Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception
Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. 🥱🕺 This “Matinee Disco”…
This Is Not A Test – Because We’ve Finally Decided To Just Give Up And Watch The Trailer For The New Zombie Apocalypse Movie
Oh great, another zombie flick where a group of “plucky” teenagers tries to survive the apocalypse in a high school.…
The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!
Hold onto your controllers and prepare your most smug takes, because the NYVGCC just finished their 15th annual ceremony where…
Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy
🚨 BREAKING: Over-30s Can Now Dance Without Needing a Nap Before 9 PM! 🕺🍕 The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface (71…
Word of the Week: When ‘Kinetic’ Means ‘We’re Blasting Stuff So Hard It Breaks Physics’
A HAIR-RAISING “KINETIC” ESCAPADE: TRUMP GOES FULL ACTION HERO AGAINST MADURO’S DRUG-DEALING, SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP – BUT WHAT’S THE REAL STORY?</…
They Will Kill You – Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat
🚨 BREAKING: Local Woman Discovers That Joining a Cult Is NOT Covered by Her Gym Membership 🚨 😱💸 In a…
Nita Strauss: The Melodic Death Metal Workout Queen Who Can’t Curl a Bicep Without Soilwork and At the Gates
When Nita Strauss Isn’t Shredding Guitars, She’s Shredding… Her Own Excuses (And Occasionally Her Soul on the Treadmill) 🎸🏋️♀️ In…