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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…

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Mill Street Gym Transforms Into Sweaty Rave Cave: RIP Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨
From Family Dinners to Bar Fights: How Mariah Carey’s Iconic Track Became 2024’s Most Dangerous Song 🎶🥊
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«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2024December 11, 2024

There’s no doubt about it – Mariah Carey’s timeless Christmas anthem, «All I Want for Christmas Is You», has become…

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