EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
In most states, College Football is not just a sport, it’s a full-blown religion 🙏. When the churches open on…
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Because Clearly We Haven’t Had Enough Edgy Titles About Edgy Games with Edgy Characters Living on the Edge of Edginess
Get ready for the most epic adventure of your life, or at least a decent way to spend your weekend…
Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)
Okay, I’m sorry, but Aphelion? From the studio that brought us Life is Strange and Jusant? Y’all are really gonna…
Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…
Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…
Outward 2: Still Somehow Alive and Kicking (Your Butt)
Okay, so I begrudgingly loaded up Outward 2, fully expecting to hate every single polygon of its existence. I mean,…
Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…
Phasmophobia: Nell’s Diner—Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Ghosts Is the Food
Okay, so listen up, buttercups 🙄. I, like, TOTALLY didn’t expect to get sucked into Phasmophobia. When it first dropped,…
KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…
Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…