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RUSH Drummer Anika Nilles Gets TAMA Signature Snare Deal
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RUSH Drummer Anika Nilles Gets TAMA Signature Snare Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

RUSH drummer Anika Nilles has partnered with TAMA to produce a new signature snare. The instrument has been featured by…

Bad Wolves Drop Dolly Parton Jolene Cover That Led to Lineup Change
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Bad Wolves Drop Dolly Parton Jolene Cover That Led to Lineup Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Bad Wolves have released their cover of the Dolly Parton classic “Jolene,” a track which was steeped in controversy before…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

Zak Starkey Rejoins The Who After Brief Exit
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Zak Starkey Rejoins The Who After Brief Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

The Who’s drummer Zak Starkey is back in the band after a messy exit last year. The legendary rock act…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated
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Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The Offspring have released a cover of the Ramones classic “I Wanna Be Sedated,” a song they’ve performed in concert…

Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release
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Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The concert album Scott Weiland: Live will be released on CD and digitally for the first time on October 23rd.…

Clutch Drops First New Track in Four Years The Drifter Returns
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Clutch Drops First New Track in Four Years The Drifter Returns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Clutch have released the single “The Drifter Returns,” marking the veteran rock band’s first new song in four years. The…

Andrew W.K. Drops Surprise Jazz Album Temptation to Exist
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Andrew W.K. Drops Surprise Jazz Album Temptation to Exist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Andrew W.K. has resurfaced to share his first new album in five years, Temptation to Exist. Serving as the hard-partying…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
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Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

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