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“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
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“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
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Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! 🎭 Food,…

Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! ðŸĪŠ Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?
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D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**D’Lai, the comedic messiah, is gracing Norwood Theatre!** ðŸŽĪ😂 He conquered HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, BET’s ComicView, Iraq, Afghanistan, Korea,…

The Gigglepocalypse
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The Gigglepocalypse

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**Dekeys, a comedian who stumbled onto the stage😂, not from passion, but because his friends were too polite to tell…

Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
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Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved ðŸĪĄHarley QuinnðŸĪĄ almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

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