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Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
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Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…

Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
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Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…

Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
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Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

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