Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
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Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires
Get ready to trauma-dump your feelings on dusty paper! 📜 Dr. Anna Sexton presents the “How to Not Cry Over…
Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…
Health Connector Open Enrollment: Don’t Be An Idiot And Let The Deadline Screw You Over
Another “Health Connector” webinar has officially ended, folks. You missed it. On Wednesday, Jan 14 from 5 pm to 6…
John 5 Claims Vince Neil Sang Something During Mötley Crüe’s 2025 Las Vegas Residency
Behold, the Glorious Return of the Motley Crüe Time Machine: Because 2026 Needs More Spandex and “Theatrical” Rock! 🎸 In…
Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…
Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…
VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…
Trump’s Tantrum Threatens to Turn House GOP Into a Panic Room
Trump’s Tough Love Keeps GOP in Line—Who Knew Fear Was Such a Motivator? In a stunning turn of events that…
BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…