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Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
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Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…

Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom
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Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…

MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)
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MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

San Francisco Bay Area metallers MACHINE HEAD, bless their cotton socks, decided to honor Ozzy Osbourne by butchering two BLACK…

Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund
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Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

LOL, as if anyone cares, COLDPLAY, those purveyors of beige boredom, “paid tribute” to Ozzy Osbourne by butchering BLACK SABBATH’s…

OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
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OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
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Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
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From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse
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Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…

ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
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ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…

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