Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…
Tag: health
House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…
BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?
Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…
Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of
Oh, honey, look who it is! 👋 Lucy Liu, yes, THAT Lucy Liu, is gracing the peasants at the Locarno…
Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
BUSH Drops New Single ‘The Land Of What Now?’ From Upcoming Album ‘I Beat…My Meat’
Grammy-nominated (but did they win? 🤔), multi-platinum (back when people actually bought CDs 💿) rock band BUSH (still around? 👴)…
SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…
David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
OMG, another Superman article? 🙄 As if we haven’t seen enough spandex-clad saviors. Apparently, some fanboy decided to bless us…