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Tag: Heathen

HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
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HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…

Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features
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Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features

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🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo Has Decided That January 15th Is the Day We Finally Ascend to Our Highest Animal Crossing Selves…

JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸πŸ’₯ In a…

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

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