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Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
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Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…

Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
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Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…

The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
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The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash
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Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis joined Yoshiki at the first of his two-night stand at Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los…

Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day
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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Birmingham, England will mark the one-year anniversary of the passing of the city’s hometown hero Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd…

Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich
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Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Metallica has concluded their three-year “M72 World Tour” and is now focusing on their upcoming residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue
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Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Gojira have temporarily replaced drummer Mario Duplantier due to immigration issues preventing him from playing a handful of US rock…

In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now
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In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

In This Moment have announced their ninth studio album, Witch, and have unveiled the single “Crawl” ahead of the LP’s…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

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