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Zak Starkey Rejoins The Who After Brief Exit
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Zak Starkey Rejoins The Who After Brief Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

The Who’s drummer Zak Starkey is back in the band after a messy exit last year. The legendary rock act…

Avenged Sevenfold Concertgoer Steals Ambulance Crashes Nearby
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Avenged Sevenfold Concertgoer Steals Ambulance Crashes Nearby

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

Arizona police charged a woman with stealing and crashing an ambulance that was parked outside an Avenged Sevenfold and Good…

Bad Wolves Booted From Skillet Tour Amid Label Drama
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Bad Wolves Booted From Skillet Tour Amid Label Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

Bad Wolves have hit a rocky patch. Within a few days, the Los Angeles metal band had its guitarist depart…

Iron Maiden Announces 2026 North American Tour Ticket Availability
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Iron Maiden Announces 2026 North American Tour Ticket Availability

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Iron Maiden are set to embark on their 2026 North American tour with support from fellow legendary metal acts Megadeth…

Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated
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Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The Offspring have released a cover of the Ramones classic “I Wanna Be Sedated,” a song they’ve performed in concert…

Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood
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Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon’s newest album Marrow Deep opens with vicious drums, bringing to mind a more savage variant on the ripping drums…

Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release
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Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The concert album Scott Weiland: Live will be released on CD and digitally for the first time on October 23rd.…

Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep
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Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon have proven themselves adept at working their art through grief. Their first album, Remission, features a burning horse on…

Clutch Drops First New Track in Four Years The Drifter Returns
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Clutch Drops First New Track in Four Years The Drifter Returns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Clutch have released the single “The Drifter Returns,” marking the veteran rock band’s first new song in four years. The…

Sons Of KISS Legends Drop Debut Album Dancing While World Ends
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Sons Of KISS Legends Drop Debut Album Dancing While World Ends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Stanley Simmons, the duo featuring Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons (sons of Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons of KISS), have…

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