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SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists

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Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world is ready for this level of pummeling 🔥💥! I mean, it’s been three whole years since we’ve had any new music from these masked marauders, and I was starting to think they’d forgotten how to make music or something 🤣. But fear not, maggots, because “Arsenal” is here and it’s a real treat 🎉.

The song was premiered on BBC Radio 1’s “New Music Show With Jack Saunders” and comes with a music video directed by the band’s very own M. Shawn “Clown” Crahan, starring Jackson White. Because, you know, SLIPKNOT doesn’t do anything without a healthy dose of theatrics 🤡.

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The Song Itself

“Arsenal” is a behemoth of a track, with pummeling dynamics, razor-sharp vocals and lyrics, and riffs that can only be measured in tons 🤯. Corey Taylor’s vocals are as intense as ever, and his lyrics are a mix of self-aware braggadocio and, well, more self-aware braggadocio 🤣. It’s like he’s trying to prove a point, but the point is that SLIPKNOT is still a force to be reckoned with, and they’re not going to let anyone forget it 💪.

But let’s get real for a second, folks. SLIPKNOT has been through some stuff lately, what with the departure of Sid Wilson, Craig Jones, and Jay Weinberg, and the addition of Eloy Casagrande 🔄. It’s like they’re trying to shake things up, you know? But hey, it seems to be working, because “Arsenal” is some of their best work in years 🎉.

A New Era for SLIPKNOT

“Arsenal” is also the band’s first release on their own (sic)est Records label, following the completion of their two-and-a-half-decade record deal with Roadrunner 🚫. It’s like they’re spreading their wings and flying solo, and I’m not sure if the world is ready for this level of independence 🤣. But hey, if anyone can make it work, it’s SLIPKNOT 💥.

The band’s influence can be seen and felt everywhere, from the underground to the mainstream, and it’s not hard to see why 🤔. They’ve been a driving force in the music world for decades, and they’re not showing any signs of slowing down 🏎️. And with “Arsenal”, they’re proving that they’re still a vital and modern band, even after all these years 🙌.

But what’s next for SLIPKNOT? Will they continue to push the boundaries of heavy music, or will they take a more commercial route 🤔? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – with “Arsenal”, they’re off to a great start 🔥. So, maggots, go ahead and give it a listen, and let’s see if you can handle the pummeling 💥. 🤘

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Chord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”

Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.

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