Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…
Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…
LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks
LEGO Icons has just unveiled The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith – 25th Anniversary Legacy Collection, a celebration of…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It
In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…
April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who
Hold onto your fedoras, because this plot is more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado! Let’s talk about Mike…
TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…
Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…