Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…
Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…
Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…
Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
🚨 BREAKING: Marvel Announces ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ – Because Apparently, Retirement Is Just a Suggestion, Not a Commitment 🚨 In a…
Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
So, like, some dude named Tetsuo Hara, who apparently drew some stuff for Fist of the North Star 🌠 (never…
🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…
