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GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
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GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…

Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
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Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans of… uh… Western European metal?🤔 I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…

GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
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GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…

Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…

‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
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‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm

FinnJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his ‘Spaceballs’ cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
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The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…

Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
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Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…

Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album 😂🤣🙄
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Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album 😂🤣🙄

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

So, Page Hamilton, bless his heart 🙄, is STILL yapping about “Betty.” Apparently, some South American folks are gonna get…

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