Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…
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GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…
Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans of… uh… Western European metal?🤔 I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…
GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…
Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…
‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his ‘Spaceballs’ cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…
ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…
The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…
Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album 😂🤣🙄
So, Page Hamilton, bless his heart 🙄, is STILL yapping about “Betty.” Apparently, some South American folks are gonna get…