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Tag: Heroes

Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
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Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? 🎉 Because HBO Max…

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
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Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…

Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

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