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CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
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CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…

Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot
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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren at The Riot! Prepare for side-splitting, relatable humor.😂** Greg’s “The Champ” (Nateland YouTube) tackles poison ivy, fishing…

Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?
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Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Oh, look, another movie where someone claims to be from the future! 🙄 This time, some dude, probably wearing tin…

Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
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Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…

Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
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Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…

Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
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GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
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Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
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Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another reissue? Seriously? 🙄 It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…

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