Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
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American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?
When life gives you intellectual property rights, make a loophole! American McGee, the mastermind behind the cult-classic *Alice* games, has…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
Here’s the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican perspective, as a fan…
This boy brought flowers to his favorite home depot employee on her birthday 🥹
That’s so sweet of him Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…
TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…
AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…