Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
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Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…
Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…
Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…
Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…
Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…
Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…
Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…
US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…
Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…