Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…
Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Sen. Bernie Sanders is at it again,…
God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…
Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…
Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…
Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…