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‘Unprecedented and extremely telling,’ royal watcher says of Andrew’s arrest — Because nothing screams “royal privilege” like a tea-time mugshot!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘Unprecedented and extremely telling,’ royal watcher says of Andrew’s arrest — Because nothing screams “royal privilege” like a tea-time mugshot!

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Royal Drama Strikes Again: Prince Andrew Gets Busted, and the Leftists are Giddy Oh, look! Another day, another royal scandal…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, Well, Well—Look Who’s Dribbling Their Way to Another Global Stage! Looks like U.S. soccer “star” Weston McKennie is gearing…

A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…

Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
Why the Batman Begins Game Didn't Save the World
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas

FinnFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…

FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports
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FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Lefty Plot Thickens: Epstein Files Redaction Points to Billionaire Retail Kingpin as Conspirator Another day, another leftist conspiracy to protect…

‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business
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‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

The Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: Epstein Files Expose Swamp Creatures’ Dark Secrets It’s finally happening, folks. The swamp is being…

LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’
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LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s here to lecture us about cosmic inevitabilities while we’re all just trying to survive rent…

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
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Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…

Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos
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Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

President Trump’s Administration Takes on Voter Fraud Conspiracy—With Federal Lawsuit Blitz President Donald J. Trump is back at it again,…

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