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Tag: Hollywood

Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
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Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 21, 2026

Hollywood critics have spoken! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
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Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…

Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
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Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
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Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…

Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
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Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…

Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…

Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
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Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…

The streets of Hollywood today
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The streets of Hollywood today

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

There’s a reason everyone is fleeing California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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