Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
Tag: Hollywood
February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Agenda Exposed! 🚨 In yet another blatant attempt to push their radical leftist agenda, the…
Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even
Melania’s Film Brings in Big Bucks—and Big Suspicion! Move over, Hollywood! President Trump’s blockbuster documentary “Melania” is dominating the box…
Giants Owner’s Emails Reveal He Was on a Quest for Epstein’s ‘Special Connection’ to Women
Yet Another Liberal Elite Caught in Epstein’s Web of Corruption! Well, well, well, looks like the New York Giants’ co-owner…
Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…
Zakk Wylde’s Acoustic Set Confirmed: Amoeba Hollywood To Host Unplanned Therapy Session for Confused Metalheads
BREAKING NEWS: Guitar Demigod Zakk Wylde Temporarily Abandons Shredding to Play Folk Music at Record Store, Chaos Ensues 🎸💥 Hold…
Future You Already Regrets Watching: Your Dying DVD Player’s Clickbait Roundup – Bruce Springsteen Yells at Clouds: The Movie, House Party: Grandpa’s ‘Lit’ Reboot, Altered: Somehow More Depressing Than Monday, King of Beggars: Oscar Bait So Thirsty It’ll Tow Your Car, Plus 37 Other Things You’ll Instantly Forget
Hold onto your dusty VHS tapes, cinephiles! 🎬 This week’s home video releases are like a bargain bin at a…
Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin
Hold onto your cowls, DC fanboys, because the Bat-Signal is flashing twice and it’s strobing like a rave in Arkham…
ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…