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Tag: Hollywood

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…

Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon
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Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

By Any Means, the latest attempt at a “Based on a True Story” biopic, has left me wondering if it’s…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
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SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

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