Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Hollywood

Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
Breaking, Movie News

Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion

FinnApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…

Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Breaking, Movie News

Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible

FinnApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…

The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
Videos

The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Pop-punk from Hollywood, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: The Most Epic Battle of Good vs. Evil is Coming to a Theater Near You! πŸŽ₯πŸ‘Š Amazon MGM…

Scary Movie gets a poster β€” because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
Breaking, Movie News

Scary Movie gets a poster β€” because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Breaking, Movie News

Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older

FinnMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…

ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
Breaking, Movie News

ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Hold on to your artisanal rosΓ©, folks β€” ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…

Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the Man Who Could Kill Death With His Bare Hands, Finally Succumbs to Old Age
Breaking

Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his matchβ€”Father Time. Yes, you…

Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese β€” Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
Another Hollywood Disaster in the Making?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN, Movie News

Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese β€” Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
Breaking, Movie News

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 11 12 13 … 63 Next

Latest posts

  • Power-Mad Marvel Claims β€˜Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU
  • Mario Lopez Sparks Concern Among Fans and Friends
  • Spider-Man Swings into IMAX After Record Opening
  • Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway
  • Ariana Grande Takes Break Amid Ongoing Public Scrutiny

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.