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Tag: Hollywood

Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
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Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…

Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
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Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 30, 2026

Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…

Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
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Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
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Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…

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