‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords ⚔️ and kilts in preparation for the…
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Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…
FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart 🙄, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle 💪 to morph into…
Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…
Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense
**OMG! 🙄*STOP MAKING SENSE* is back! 4K restored!🤡 It’s from 1984, directed by Jonathan Demme. David Byrne & Co. at…
2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For
OMG! 🙄 U don’t wanna miss the Pre-EMMY Awards Celebration on Saturday, September 13th, 2025! It’s honoring the 77th Primetime…
Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers
OMG! LA Today’s throwing a HUGE red carpet 📸 gala in Hollyweird on Sept 13th, 2025! 1 Hotel West Hollywood.…
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…