Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next game, Physint 🕰️. The latest casting call for the game has shed some light on the project, and I’m not going to lie, it sounds like it’s going to be a wild ride 🎢. I mean, who doesn’t want to play a game with a villain who is “Confident in a psychotic way” and has a German accent? 🤣 It’s like Kojima took every villain from a bad 90s action movie and mashed them together into one character 🎬.
Hideo Kojima and Kojima Productions are hard at work developing Physint and OD after the massive push on Death Stranding 2: On the Beach 🏖️. While it will be a long time until Physint and OD make their grand debut, new casting call information has hinted at certain details that give away one of the game’s scenes 🤫. I mean, who needs a trailer when you can just release a casting call and let the internet do the rest? 🤷♂️ It’s like Kojima is trolling us all, saying “Hey, guys, I know you’re all waiting for my next game, but let me just give you a few scraps of information to keep you satisfied… for now” 🍴.
Initial reports on this casting call came from an MP1ST report, which lists the project’s internal codename as ‘Shimmer’ for casting 💃. The casting calls are for a mother holding her newborn, five teenagers of different ethnicities, and two male passengers 🚗. So far, the villain role description was the most intriguing, since it mentions a character who is “Confident in a psychotic way. Calm and cold killer type” 😎. Moreover, he “must have a German accent” and has been described as “Mads Mikkelsen in Hannibal but with flair” 👀. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play a character who is basically a mix of every bad guy from a Bond movie? 🤣
This is an interesting move by the game’s antagonist 🤔. Kojima has been good at tapping in Hollywood A-list actors to play the big bad 🎬. Potentially, this villain role could be just a mini-boss or minor antagonist 🤷♂️. Or it could be a little bit of smoke and mirrors 🔮. Maybe Kojima is just trying to throw us off the scent, and the real villain is actually a giant, talking eggplant 🍆. Yeah, that’s probably it 🤣.
The casting director was also revealed to be Mari Ueda, who was responsible for casting Death Stranding 2: On the Beach and for mocap work through their company, Pivot Motion 🤸♀️. The scene described in Physint’s casting call apparently included a 17-year-old teenager, a mother, and a passenger who are aboard a hijacked bus 🚌. Even if this does not reveal anything major, it is some interesting details for a game Kojima noted may not be coming out for at least “another five or six years” 📆. Given that timeline, it is safe to assume we are looking at a release window of 2030 or 2031, making this title almost certainly aimed at the PlayStation 6 🤖.
The latest casting details from the Beyond the Strand presentation revealed Charlee Fraser (Furiosa: A Mad Max Story), Don Lee (Train to Busan), and Minami Hamabe (Godzilla: Minus One) were cast in Physint 🎥. However, they were not chosen as the protagonist 🤔. What makes this game exciting for gamers is that this will be the first action-espionage game that Kojima has worked on since the Metal Gear series with Konami 🎮. Games like Snake Eater and The Phantom Pain were praised for their film-like aesthetics, so fans will be eager to see what Kojima has cooking from the genre that made him famous 🍳.
We have already seen a teaser for OD, so that appears to be the next game on Kojima Productions’ slate 📺. This partnered project with Xbox hopes to bring the bone-chilling horror that Kojima wanted to bring to the Silent Hills P.T. project that was scrapped 🎃. Kojima is collaborating with Jordan Peele on this game, in some capacity 🤝. I could see how Peele’s writing could influence this upcoming horror title 📝. For now, more details on OD and Physint have yet to be seen 🔮. But hey, at least we have the casting call to keep us entertained 🎉. Thanks, Kojima, you’re the best 🙏! 🎊
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