OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…
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Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)
Drive-ins are making a comeback? More like a desperate grasp for relevance in a world that’s moved on! These relics…
Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! 🤣 Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…
“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures
Dark Star Pictures, bless their cotton socks, has decided to unleash upon the world a cinematic masterpiece – or, you…
Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession
Oh, the Menendez brothers want parole? After butchering their parents in Beverly Hills? Sounds about right for California. Probably gonna…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷‍♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…
Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTĂ–RHEAD)
In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…
Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
In a groundbreaking exposĂ© with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…
‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea
Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by the left’s embrace of moral decay! A woman, ridiculously dubbed the “Ketamine Queen” by the…