Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options
Oh look, another video game is being adapted into a TV show because apparently we don’t have enough of those…
Tag: Hollywood
Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…
Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…
Anya Taylor-Joy is Back, and This Time She’s Lucky… or Maybe You Are?
Apple TV Just Dropped “Lucky,” and Anya Taylor-Joy Is Here to Steal Your Wallet and Your Heart Apple TV is…
Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Agenda Exposed! 🚨 In yet another blatant attempt to push their radical leftist agenda, the…
Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even
Melania’s Film Brings in Big Bucks—and Big Suspicion! Move over, Hollywood! President Trump’s blockbuster documentary “Melania” is dominating the box…
Giants Owner’s Emails Reveal He Was on a Quest for Epstein’s ‘Special Connection’ to Women
Yet Another Liberal Elite Caught in Epstein’s Web of Corruption! Well, well, well, looks like the New York Giants’ co-owner…
Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…
Zakk Wylde’s Acoustic Set Confirmed: Amoeba Hollywood To Host Unplanned Therapy Session for Confused Metalheads
BREAKING NEWS: Guitar Demigod Zakk Wylde Temporarily Abandons Shredding to Play Folk Music at Record Store, Chaos Ensues 🎸💥 Hold…