Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…
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Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…
IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…
“Billionaire Space Cowboy’s Rocket Fiasco Accidentally Turns Downtown LA Into a Scene From ‘Armageddon’”
DESTROY LOS ANGELES — PRE NEW YEAR’S BASS TAKEOVER 🎧💥 Sunday · December 28th · Avalon Hollywood Los Angeles… brace…
Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…
‘Men in Black’ Reboot: Because Hollywood Has ZERO Original Ideas
Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black…
Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…
Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…
Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…