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Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
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Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…

Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
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Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…

IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
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IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Elephant Reads CNN

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
Ice-T Melts Under Woke Pressure: Forced to Rebrand as Lukewarm-T
Movie News

Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop

FinnJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
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Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…

Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest
Elephant Reads CNN

Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist targeting a true patriot! Max Miller, a fine Republican Congressman, was allegedly driven off the…

I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)
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I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Michigan’s own musical geniuses, I PREVAIL, have graced us with another banger, “Into Hell,” courtesy of Fearless Records. 🙄 Yes,…

FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

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