Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!
Hollywood, FL, wants to be famous 🤩! Forget the real Hollywood, this Broadwalk in Broward County is the “shining star”…
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Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land
Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! 🙄 Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire 🔥 enough, Netflix has decided…
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
Guns N’ Roses Use 500 Drones to Announce They’re Still Alive and Touring in 2026
LOL! GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, apparently think we care enough to watch 500 drones buzz around like confused…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’s New Poster – Guaranteed to Bore You Less Than the Movie Itself
Oh, joy! Another sequel no one asked for! Expanding upon the cinematic ✨masterpiece✨ that Danny Boyle and Alex Garland graced…
Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…
Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…
Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos
Oh, great, another guilt trip from the Libs! Now they’re turning a barn into a “sacred” memorial site for Emmett…
GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…
‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…