‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…
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Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…
Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. 🙄 Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…
Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
Oh boy, buckle up buttercups 🪑, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…
James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business
Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147…
Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…
Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…
ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…
Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…