So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is allergic to originality, they slapped Tom Cruise’s face on it, called it Edge of Tomorrow, and raked in the cash 💰. Now, because apparently once wasn’t enough, we’re getting an anime adaptation. Because, why not milk it till the space cows come home? 🐄
So, like, this chick, Rita, right? 🌸 Aliens invade, classic stuff. But here’s the kicker: she’s stuck in a time loop! Groundhog Day with extra guns and existential dread. She gets better at killin’ aliens each loop, but starts feeling kinda lonely. 😢 Then some dude, Keiji, shows up and is all, “OMG, me too!” Could their meeting change fate? Or will they just keep respawning into the same messy alien war forever? 🤔 Place your bets!
Directing this potential masterpiece is some dude named Kenichiro Akimoto. 🤷♂️ Apparently, he did Children of the Sea and Harmony. Never heard of ’em. Studio 4°C is producing, so expect some pretty visuals to distract you from the plot holes. ✨
The film is out in 2026. Mark your calendars, folks! Or don’t. Honestly, who cares? 😴
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
